Tweeome\'twee'o'me\: a tree accident waiting to happen
Sarahfaucet \'sarah'faucet\: drinking directly from a spigot
Plarg\'plarg\: flatten-out animal road-kill
Shivaflit \'shiv'a'flit\: when a person doesn't care anymore
Wongfodder \'wong 'fodder\: when the child is a foot taller than his father
Groundfrodi \'ground 'fro 'de\: when someone is thrown to the ground
Polelander \'pole 'lander\: when a car crashes into a telephone poll
Nikookcus\'ni ‘kook 'kus\: anal residue on underwear
Firherghen\fir 'her 'gan\: more hair than face
Frightynite\'frighty 'night\: a person who is scared of the night
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Skeeterbite\'skeetter 'bite\: a mosquito bite
Herdentir\'her'dent'her\: when a female dents a car
Himdentir\'him'denter: when a male dents a car
Kataround\'kata'round\: a cat running around in circles
Lipasnore\'lip'a'snore\: a person who's lip flutters when they snore.
Lipevir\'lip'ever\: a very long kiss
Drygone\'dry 'gone\: a person who sweats a lot.
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Holetoobig\'hole'too'big\: when a child's butt touches the water when they sit on the toilet
Whobetoes\‘who’be'toes\: when several feet are sticking out from under the covers
Hymmail\‘him‘mail\: mail for men only
Hirmail\‘her‘mail\: mail for females only
Sepsnods\‘sep‘snods\: parents of the gifted and talented
Nolippy\‘no‘lip‘e\: people who don't seem to have lips
Holyhir\‘holy'her\: a female preacher
Fourbee\‘four‘bee\: a big, black, bald, basketball player
Snollysnat\'snolly'snat\: when a person fakes a smile by showing their teeth
Snozzieozzie\'snoz 'ze'oz'ze\: phlegm hanging out of a nostril
Mikenslype\'miken'slype\: people who scream at newspapers
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Monodimpuler\'mono'dimp'pu'ler\: a person with only dimple
